At the time of writing, it appears highly unlikely the Arizona Diamondbacks will make the playoffs. What happened? Why the total collapse from a team that went 20-8 in April...
With the release of Ire Works in 2007, Dillinger Escape Plan made a leap into the super-visceral metalcore stratosphere while abandoning many elements of its signature,...
Though were big into reggae, we tend to get forget the names of the many sons following in Bob Marleys wake. Theres Ziggy, Damian, Stephen, and . . . and . ....
Yeah, yeah, lets get to the playoffs already. We feel your pain, folks, but theres a smidge more torment to dole out. The Phoenix Suns have two regular-season games...
Yeah, yeah, lets get to the playoffs already. We feel your pain, folks, but theres a smidge more torment to dole out. The Phoenix Suns have two regular-season games...
See, personal assistants do get some love now and then! This former PA to John Lennon and Yoko Ono snatched John away from Yoko for a short time in the early '70s, but the...
El Marques. El Chucky. Fantasia el Exotico. Mascara Magica (pictured). All ages. Children welcome. Ooooo-kaaaay. Its safe to say that the fiends wholl be grappling...
ICEMAN BLOWETH So you're the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement honcho in town, replacing a rico suave ICE chief by the name of Alonzo Pena, and first thing you do in...
Cliff Young was a good employee. During the first 21 years of Young's career at the Arizona Department of Transportation, his performance evaluations were great. He never faced...
New Times founders Michael Lacey and Jim Larkin received the President's Award from the Valley chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists at the group's Freedom...
SIDEWALK FRIDAYS Beer vendors will bring sanity: I disagree with The Bird and agree wholeheartedly with efforts to rid First Fridays of so many street vendors ("Art Crime,"...
SPECIAL DÍA DE LOS IMPUESTOS EDICIÓN Sitting on my desk is a levy from the Internal Revenue Service for over $12,000 in unpaid taxes. Turns out some dude used...
Ask anyone alive during our country's 200th birthday in 1976, and they'll tell you it was still the Me Decade, but filtered through Eisenhower eyes, since America had less past...
"Seriously, it's like soft porn on wheels!" That is how my friend Joker describes roller derby to me before a recent AZ Derby Dames doubleheader bout at Castle Mega Sports....
Aside from the fact that many of the Derby Dames physically resemble Wendy O. Williams, the late Mohawk-sporting, scantily clad singer of the Plasmatics, derby girls also share...
Wait, is this a joke? That's an understandable reaction when encountering the clobbering metal riffs of The Sword, and it's not the only time in recent years a new hard...
This young, Dutch-born saxophonist has a long history as a sidewoman, performing alongside Dave Stewart (with whom she recorded "Lily Was Here," a hit she often performs live),...
Florida quintet Yellowcard broke big on 2003's Ocean Avenue. Songs like "Way Away" and "Only One" kept the band on the radio, in video games, and on awards-show stages for more...
Try as you might, there's no knocking Jay-Z's hustle. So what if he's no longer president of Def Jam? So what if he's mostly irrelevant? So what if there are more literate,...
Noise is a relative concept — for many, it is what interferes with what we'd prefer to hear. For others, noise is a means to an end, a catharsis, or an inverse of what's...